do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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