so explain again why im purple
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My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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