I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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