The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
