i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Randomize
