so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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