And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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