C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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