I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
