After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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