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i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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