My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Randomize
