I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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