Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
handjob tips. give me some.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
