You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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