you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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