is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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