Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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