whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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