Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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