we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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