apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
the raccoons are back...
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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