i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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