so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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