The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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