Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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