he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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