And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I think my moral compass just broke
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
