ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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