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if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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