oh god the rape fog is back!
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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