is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Semen is not good for contacts.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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