..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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