So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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