You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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