Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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