The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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