when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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