I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
we should paint friendship bongs
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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