So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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