we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
one might say we're banned from that church
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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