she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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