wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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