there's paper in my vomit.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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