"it" just moved
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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