she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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