i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Randomize
