Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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