My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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