Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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