is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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